Home
Topics
Authors
:
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

Jay Mohr Quotes

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: american
Birth: August 23, 1970

Topics

Team You Know Charge Your Sucks

We have a song, 'Welcome to the Family' - we realized for the first time in our lives that people go through this every day around the world. There is someone very close to them that they're losing, every day. That song is, 'We know how you're feeling.'

Family Time Day Welcome Losing Song

Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.

Women Retirement Wish Place Sin Who

Fortune cannot aid those who do nothing.

Nothing Fortune Cannot Who Aid

I am more off-the-cuff and wear my emotions on my sleeve more than I should.

I Am Emotions More Wear Than Sleeve

I don't know rap. I can't tell you a Tupac song. But you put on some go-go, and I'll know it word-for-word. That's why I feel like I got my own sound - or a D.C. sound.

Song Feel You Know Why My Own

All I am hoping for is to be able to work - I think my best work is still ahead of me - I think all that I have been through in the last several years have only made me a better, more interesting actor.

Work Best I Am Me Think Better

Given the current state of publishing, I think it helps to have a brand name on the cover of your book. Comedians are proven commodities with built-in audiences. They may not have the writing chops of a Dave Eggers, but they're salacious and funny and self-reflective.

Michael Showalter

Funny Writing Book Think Brand Name

When I'm debating others, whether it's Eleanor Clift or Bob Beckel, you're still in a fierce debate mode, but you're also on best behavior.

Best Behavior Fierce You Debate Bob

You would think that, at this point, with records being kept and the vast amount of knowledge on these drugs, the pharmacists could wave off prescriptions that are dangerous to customers.

Knowledge Think Wave You Dangerous

Any passion to collect has some meaning behind it.

Douglas Coupland

Passion Meaning Behind Some Collect

It's not easy to stand out as a young artist.

Stand Easy Artist Young Out

As outrageously counter-intuitive as this might seem, the most hardened terrorists and criminals are often extremely willing to brag about the terrible things they've done, the unlikely places that they have been hiding, the important people that they know and deal with, and the plans they have been working on for the future.

Chelsea Manning

Future People Know Done Important

Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Jay Mohr