American - Actor | December 16, 1966 -
It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.'
J. B. Smoove
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If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.
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If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.
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I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.
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When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.
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Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself.
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I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!
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Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.
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Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
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For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.
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I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.
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You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over.
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