J. B. Smoove Quotes

If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.

J. B. Smoove

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 16, 1966

Topics

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A deep ocean under the icy crust of Ganymede opens up further exciting possibilities for life beyond Earth.

John M. Grunsfeld

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Greed is not a financial issue. It's a heart issue.

Andy Stanley

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A writer's job is to tell the truth.

Andy Rooney

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There will be very few occasions when you are absolutely certain about anything. You will consistently be called upon to make decisions with limited information. That being the case, your goal should not be to eliminate uncertainty. Instead, you must develop the art of being clear in the face of uncertainty.

Andy Stanley

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My opening words to anybody I hire are, 'I'm an extremely vulnerable person.'

Amitabh Bachchan

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Progressive, radical, or even revolutionary change has always come from below.

Tom Morello

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I wanted to show how a man of sensitive and noble character, born for religion, comes to throw off the orthodoxies of his day and moment, and to go out into the wilderness where all is experiment, and spiritual life begins again.

Mary Augusta Ward

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For the last 50 years, the federal government has taken out of the Gulf Coast $165 billion in taxes that came from oil and gas off of our coast that went to the federal Treasury, to rebuild all places in America except the place that it came from.

Mary Landrieu

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I'm the kind of guy who wants to be involved in everything concerning our new baby. I don't want to miss a thing.

Mike McCready

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Despite this lamentable lack of balance in our education I do not believe that either children or adults in my country are permeated by a widespread hostility to Germany.

Douglas Hurd

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What makes 'American Pie' so unusual is that it isn't a relic from the counterculture but a talisman, which, like a sacred river, keeps bringing joy to listeners everywhere. When 'American Pie' suddenly is played on a jukebox or radio, it's almost impossible not to sing along.

Douglas Brinkley

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You're isolated as a writer, so I always envied people who could get up early and drive to work and fit into society.

Aram Saroyan

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