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J. B. Smoove Quotes

American - Actor | December 16, 1966 -

When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

Small You Seeing Kid Babysitting

I'm street smart. You can't con me. But that's just from living in New York. Now if a guy came from Mississippi somewhere, Ohio somewhere, to New York City for the first time, he don't have the street smarts. You can take him.

Time Smart New York City Me You

What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.

You Create Own Improv Your Happens

Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for some people. Some people just concentrate on what they're going to say, and they're not listening. You have to listen in order to see where the other person is going to.

People Listening You Person Say See

You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.

You Down Bread Know Gravity Never

You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

Day People World Clothes You Bath

There's book smart, there is street smart, there's relationship smart, there's too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them. Everybody doesn't know every kind of smart. There's money smart, there's movie smart, there's computer smart. There's just too many different kinds of smarts for people to know all the smarts.

Relationship Money Smart People Book

I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious.

Find Big Hilarious Facial Which

I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at 'SNL,' I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you're going to end up at.

Time People Puzzle Process End You

You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.

Little Things World Start Doing You

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

You Hamburger Turn Use Those Ever

I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

Painting Believe Doing Acting Even

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