American - Comedian | July 21, 1963 -
I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person - you are a different person. It's superficial change that can lead to real change.
Greg Behrendt
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I saw Aerosmith, and I was like, 'Wow, you can dress like a girl and still get girls? Hand me a scarf!'
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I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.
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This life is yours and no one else's, and if you spend your time looking at other people's pages, you'll never get anything done.
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do.
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Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.
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The great thing about comedy is that the longer you've been alive, the more you have to talk about and the better you get. I've got some miles and some road savviness that some other guys don't have.
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I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted to be a comic. I just didn't think comedians were cool when I was a kid.
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