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Greg Behrendt Quotes

I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted to be a comic. I just didn't think comedians were cool when I was a kid.

Greg Behrendt

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 21, 1963

Topics

Funny Great Cool Think Way Kid

In L.A., people will recognize me for doing 'Girls,' but have no idea that I have ever done anything on Broadway or can sing or dance or any of that stuff.

Andrew Rannells

Dance People Me Doing Done Will

These critics with the illusions they've created about artists - it's like idol worship. They only like people when they're on their way up... I cannot be on the way up again.

John Lennon

People Way Worship Critics Up Idol

One of the hardest things I've encountered whilst working on 'Pippin' is the consistent irony, as a reflection from the core material of the show, within my own life.

Matthew James Thomas

Life Reflection My Own Irony Within

Organized crime and rogue nation states and terrorists are very much focused on the Internet of things. The challenge that goes with connectivity is always security. The bad guys go wherever the return is, and now it's more lucrative for bad guys to focus on cybercrime than traditional crime.

John T. Chambers

Challenge Focus Internet Security Go

I feel flattered that people like the way I look, but it doesn't help you win points.

Ana Ivanovic

People Win Feel Help You Look

I stand for people who are firm in their journey.

Solange Knowles

Journey People Stand Firm Who

It's not so bad that I can't touch my toes. But I'm not one of the most flexible guys. When you look at Novak Djokovic, you'd probably think he's made of rubber.

Tomas Berdych

Think You Look Bad Flexible Touch

When I put some Tabasco on things, and there's really nothing in Tabasco, it's not bad for you in any way, so that's kind of become my substitute. Now you got to get used to a hot mouth, but that's okay.

Mike Ditka

You Mouth Bad Kind Nothing Become

As a parent, I often wonder what I should be encouraging my kids to do for a career.

Dominic Holland

Parent Career Wonder Kids Should

I thought I would be laying hardwood floors in Colorado - a construction worker. Middle class or working class, that's where I was! I just fought because I loved it. It was so fun! Being able to go in there and outthink your opponents.

Donald Cerrone

Fun Construction Thought Loved Go

I would really want to teach someone how to function without having to have plays called for you.

Chris Bosh

Someone You Want Teach Without How

My first year of university, I ran around and signed up for these clubs, and I noticed they were all drama clubs: really lame, artsy things.

Penelope Mitchell

Year Drama First University Up Lame