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Greg Behrendt Quotes

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 21, 1963

Topics

Life Funny Job Look Way Out

'Deadwood' proved that viewers are smarter in terms of grasping intricate dialogue than they had been given credit for.

Credit Dialogue Been Smarter Than

With any of the movies I've had a chance to do, or any of the TV shows I've had a chance to contribute to, people approach me and say, 'Hey, would you like to do this?' I laugh out loud and say, 'Yes, that'd be funny.' Or, I'm very moved by what I read and say, 'Yes. How can I help you?'

Funny People Me Chance Laugh Help

I'm certainly not shy, but I like playing it because I love those characters that are incredibly confident but really still a mess.

Melissa McCarthy

Love Confident Shy Mess Playing

I have died in so many spectacular ways, and I remember shooting them all, too. I imagine all those deaths will flash in front of me when I'm on my death bed, faced with the real thing.

Death Me Remember Bed Will Real

I grew up Catholic, and I am a pretty shy person.

I Am Person Shy Up Pretty Catholic

The competitor in me wants to play, but it's not my job to make that decision. That's what the coaches are paid for.

Decision Job Me Play Competitor

My entire adult life has been in military. That's a big part of my life and a big part of why I am the person with the experience to be the United States senator.

Life Experience I Am My Life Person

I grew up Southern Baptist, so my experience was fairly conservative. Not archly so, but I think Memphis - when you get to certain parts of Memphis - are more liberal for sure. But I grew up, until I was about 13 or 14, in a section called Whitehaven, and then we moved to a suburb called Germantown - which is a pretty conservative area.

Experience Think You Conservative Up

When I was doing 'A Raisin in the Sun' with Sean Combs, we began in bed, and he would give me 10 kisses and an 11th for luck before the play began.

Sun Me Luck Doing Bed Play

The music industry is a matrix that is counter to what is natural and right.

Music Right Music Industry Industry

Nas is like King Queensbridge: he's the man out there.

Man King Out Like He

Poems seem to have a life of their own. They tell you when enough is enough.

Life Enough You Tell Own Seem

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