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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

American - Journalist | October 27, 1950 -

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Funny Good Haircut You Last Your

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Democracy Communism Capitalism Over

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

Waiting Listening Talking Opposite

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

Good Purpose Interesting Vegetables

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Funny Food Diet Important Part

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Dog Pet You Sweater Wear Your

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Great People Ideas Small Wine Talk

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Life You Real Real Life Algebra

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

New York World Rest Enough You New

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Success Me Always Spoil Been

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

Love Romantic Love Is Impossible You

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.

Life Happy Be Happy Remember You

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