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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

American - Journalist | October 27, 1950 -

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Good Personality Humility Substitute

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Life Teen Happy Be Happy You Phone

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

God Beautiful Children Fact Most

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Winning Chance You Play Lottery

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

Business Dance Step Opinion Hustle

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Texas Taxi Rabbi Like Calling Iraq

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

Animal Furniture Conversation Jump

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Child Dinner Ask Buying Your Child

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.

Style Look Crowd Like Set General

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

People Thought You Born Sin Like

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

Reach Someone Possible Attractive

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Children Obvious Even Sticky Washed

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