American - Journalist | October 27, 1950 -
Polite conversation is rarely either.
Fran Lebowitz
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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If you're going to America, bring your own food.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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