American - Journalist | February 21, 1927 - April 22, 1996
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Erma Bombeck
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Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
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