Elayne Boosler Quotes

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.

Elayne Boosler

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FunnyJobRememberChoiceNeverKid

Witnessing the bond between a parent and their little ones firsthand really brought home to me how much I was missing.

Jillian Michaels

HomeMeBondParentMissingLittle

I am, I think the only surviving member of the original Battle Creek church. The church was disbanded, with the exception of thirteen members, in 1870.

John Harvey Kellogg

I AmThinkBattleChurchSurviving

I love Canada, always.

Melanie Fiona

LoveCanadaAlwaysI Love

Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.

Jeff Garlin

WorkGoodNeverOkayFavoriteAgain

My everyday life in which I do exactly the same things as everyone else should not inspire people, and yet I am constantly congratulated by strangers for simply existing.

Stella Young

LifeI AmPeopleInspireStrangers

I'm a registered Independent. But my brother says it's obvious that I'm a Republican sympathizer. Once I get in the voting booth, it doesn't matter.

Stephen Baldwin

BrotherVotingIndependentMatter

I remember clearly watching a 'Sooty Show' at a theatre and telling my mum I wanted to be up with the puppets, not in the audience.

Tom Riley

TheatreRememberWatchingClearlyUp

I've got really good friends and family. My parents, after 30 years, are still incredibly in love, still make each other laugh, which is a beautiful thing to see. And my brother and his fiance are completely happy, so if I feel a bit lonely, I just go and sit with them and feel their love.

Russell Tovey

FamilyLoveGoodBeautifulBrother

I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. 'You have to have a particular taste to want to be around me. I have a slightly askew view.

Jason Segel

WomenPeopleMeViewYouWant

I was very much a tough New York street kid. I went to a school where you had to learn how to get along with everybody or fight with everybody, and I did my fair share of both.

Jon Kabat-Zinn

FightSchoolNew YorkToughLearn

I can tell you categorically that we at 60 Minutes did not pay Michael Jackson one cent.

Don Hewitt

YouI CanPayTellMinutesDid

When New Kids became really successful, I got a lot of offers to do parts in movies and TV shows, but I was really busy, so I pretty much turned everything down. But I always knew it was something that I would eventually put some energy into.

Donnie Wahlberg

EnergyBusyDownNewMoviesAlways

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