American - Journalist | May 3, 1907 - January 16, 1987
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Earl Wilson
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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
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Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
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Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
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This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
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Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
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