American - Journalist | May 3, 1907 - January 16, 1987
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Earl Wilson
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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
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He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
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