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Earl Wilson Quotes

American - Journalist | May 3, 1907 - January 16, 1987

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Someone You Gossip Something Like

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience Mistake You Make Again

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

Lose Election Way Become Politician

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Baseball Game Nervous Divided Nine

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Mountain Pressure Go Blood Way High

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage Art Death You Scared Being

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

Boss You Done Nothing Watching Him

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Age Think You Expect Middle Than

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Future Money Doing Future Generations

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Woman Man Tell Something Sell

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

You Phone Play Him Over Honest

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

You Say Write Sign

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