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Dave Chappelle Quotes

American - Comedian | August 24, 1973 -

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

Teacher Think Better Comedy Doing

There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me.

Good Time Man Fun Dress People

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

Crazy Worst Call Worst Thing Thing

I'm an introspective dude.

Dude Introspective

I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.

Thoughts Enjoy Sometimes My Own Own

I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.

Life My Life Important Relationships

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

Father Beginning Me Name You Price

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.

People Think I Can Racial Joke

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

Language You Disturbing Hear About

If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.

Work Effort Feel I Can Out Work Out

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.

Funny Man New York World Comedy You

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

You Too Much Say Joke Just Much

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