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Dave Chappelle Quotes

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 24, 1973

Topics

Father Beginning Me Name You Price

Why is it that big companies fail when the technology changes? It happens in every industry, so what's the pattern? What are they all doing wrong?

Technology Doing Wrong Why Changes

When you think about it, if the fittest always won, all forests should be completely homogeneous. One species should supplant all others as the most superior competitor. But it doesn't happen that way. Nor does it happen that way in the marketplace.

Think You Way Others Always Happen

I should have got thin, but I eat too much. I hate the word 'moderation.'

Miriam Margolyes

Hate Too Much Eat Moderation Got

I'm no stranger to weight issues. I've had cellulite since I was about nine years old. I have enjoyed the uber support of Spanx many times.

Constance Marie

Support Old Years Stranger Uber

The dome of the U.S. Capitol has fallen into severe disrepair... As the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Rules and Administration, which oversees matters of the Capitol's physical plant, I have serious concerns about the consequences of omitting this funding from the stopgap spending measure.

Plant Measure Consequences Rules

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

Winston Churchill

Prepared Martyrdom Although Postponed

When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.

Man Tax Will More Income Tax Pay

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

Man Yesterday Evolution Product Out

People now live their lives like an open wound to be famous - they do bad things because they're rewarded for it.

Live People Famous Bad Now Open

I'm tired of being considered a lesbian writer, tired of being a science-fiction writer, tired of being a thriller writer. I'm a writer. Period. Story matters to me.

Nicola Griffith

Tired Me Story Matters Being Writer

I know that after my letter there will be undoubtedly an 'opinion' about me, but I am not afraid of it. I openly say what I think. Talent, of which we are proud, must not be submitted to the assaults of the past.

Mstislav Rostropovich

Past Talent I Am Me Opinion Proud

I used to be able to do the Chinese splits, where you open your legs sideways.

You Legs Open Where Used Sideways

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