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Dave Chappelle Quotes

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 24, 1973

Topics

Teacher Think Better Comedy Doing

I was raised Irish Catholic, but I don't consider myself Irish Catholic: I consider myself me, an American.

Myself Me American Irish Raised

I'm a little bit allergic to the whole brand thing to be honest but maybe it's just happening around me and I'm not really aware of it.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Me Brand Little Honest Whole Aware

I just can't sit down and write three verses and a chorus and a bridge anymore. It just don't find it inspiring.

Sturgill Simpson

Bridge Find Down Three Write Sit

Futurism today is led by science-fiction writers, by sociologists, by historians. Now, I have nothing against them. I'm sure they do great work. But they're not scientists. They're clueless.

Work Today Great Now Nothing Sure

What you get when you elect Lisa Murkowski is you get somebody who builds on that legacy that Ted Stevens built for our state for 40 years that continues on that path, that trajectory, to helping a young state like Alaska build us out.

Path Legacy You Young Build Alaska

I wake up every day inspiring myself, because God gave me life.

Life God Myself Day Me Wake Up

You have to laugh, you have to be able to take criticism.

Criticism Laugh You Take Able

I get very excited about my double stroller. Every time I look at it, I get a shot of adrenaline and joy because I think, This is real!

Mariska Hargitay

Time Joy Think Look Real Excited

Joy, has no cost.

Marianne Williamson

Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.

Strength Strong Weak Cruel Only

It was one of the great chances in my life to become a Dumont actor.

Life Great My Life Actor Become

I think if you just eat healthy, you're active, and you don't beat yourself up, you're setting yourself up to win rather than setting yourself up for failure.

Kristin Cavallari

Failure Yourself Win Think You Eat

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