Scottish - Comedian | May 17, 1962 -
It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.
Craig Ferguson
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I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.
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A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself.
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Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.
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I don't get emails from my corporate overlords.
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I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.
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I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
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I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.
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All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.
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I wanted to be a rock star.
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I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.
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I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.
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