American - Comedian | October 8, 1943 -
They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.
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There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.
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I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.
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You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.
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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
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The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there.
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Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
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The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
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I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.
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Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.
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I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.
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Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.
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