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Chevy Chase Quotes

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 8, 1943

Topics

Better Looks Know Will Get Sure

I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.

Jeremy Clarkson

Funny I Am Think Know Fact Am

I love when me and my friends don't know how to make something - there's that risk of failure, which should be there. If it's guaranteed not to fail, it's something you already know how to do.

Love Failure Me Friends You Know

I hated school, but I love work.

Work Love School Hated I Love

I think the attitude I was trying to learn myself was to really try hard, to give a great effort, to really care, and to let the results go where they are going to go. But at the same time, I don't have to be happy, and I shouldn't be happy, with less than my best.

Attitude Great Time Myself Best

As a kid, I watched 'Bugs Bunny' cartoons, and for some reason Pepe Le Pew, the indomitable French skunk pursuing his would-be kitty paramour, left his mark on me: became an instant emblem of odoriferous hubris, hedonistic bad behavior. He was an entry-level Dominique Strauss-Kahn, a rookie Marquis de Sade.

Michael Paterniti

Me Behavior Bad Kid Reason Bunny

We have seen an outrageous increase in the size, scope, and intrusiveness of the federal government.

Government Size Seen Outrageous

A lot of people underestimate rest, especially sleeping and recovery time.

Time People Rest Underestimate Lot

I spent thirty-two years in a paper mill in southern Ohio, and before that, I worked in a meatpacking plant and a shoe factory.

Donald Ray Pollock

Plant Shoe Years Paper Ohio Factory

I will not watch a whale die. I've not seen a whale die since I left Greenpeace in 1977.

Die Will Watch Seen Left Whale

A guitar for me is pretty much strictly in the context of writing songs for my band, coming up with ideas with my band, and then being able to perform those songs as best as I can on stage - that's what the guitar for me has always been.

Best Me Ideas Writing Guitar I Can

That goes against what I believe morally. That's adultery, and if I'm accused of that, no, that's not right. I have two kids who see that and remember that and judge me. It didn't happen, and it's not to be reported that way.

Me Believe Judge Remember Judge Me

I've seen a few wild grizzly bears, mostly in Alaska and British Columbia, and always from a distance. But each grizzly I've caught sight of was as fearsome and sublime as the last. You never get used to their raw power and massive bodies, or the mysterious intelligence in their dark, close-set eyes.

Power Eyes Intelligence You Dark

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