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Chevy Chase Quotes

American - Comedian | October 8, 1943 -

'Weekend Update' can be presented as a full 20-minute sketch, and there's a lot of room there.

Weekend Sketch Room Update Full Lot

For me, what makes you laugh makes you laugh.

Me Laugh You Makes

It's about timing and rhythm. But who could be better than Chaplin or Keaton?

Better Timing Rhythm Who Than About

Chaplin was my idol. I remember watching those movies at this little theater in Woodstock, N.Y., when I was probably 6 and laughing so hard at the surprises, like Keaton suddenly being dragged by a streetcar.

Remember Movies Watching Hard Little

If you get 'hot,' everyone's nice to you.

You Nice Hot Everyone Get

Yes, I've seen Louis CK. I wouldn't in any way make a degrading remark about Louis CK, but the question is do I think anyone is funny? And the answer is not too many people. He might fit right in there.

Funny People Think Way Right Answer

Anything I have blown a lot of money on? Well, I have three daughters and a wife - that's four women, and I'm working on a sitcom, so you could say that I am just trying to stay alive!

Women Money Wife I Am Trying You

I did very well when I was younger, and I am fine.

I Am Well Fine Younger Did Very

I prefer movies because the money is better and certainly because you really know where you stand when you are making movies, and I have made a lot of them: 50-something - I don't know.

Money Stand Better You Know Movies

It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest when you pass away.

Sleep You Will More Away Pass

Break as few bones as possible and make as much noise as you can.

You Possible Noise Break Bones Much

I turned down 'Forrest Gump.'

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