English - Critic | March 3, 1971 -
If you're living in a dystopia, you don't necessarily want to look at another one.
Charlie Brooker
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You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat waiters and shop assistants, especially when you are one.
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Calling Batman 'the Dark Knight' is like calling Papa Smurf 'the Blue Patriarch':you're not fooling anyone.
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I haven't always been the kind of man who plays videogames. I used to be the kind of boy who played videogames.
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We're inseparable, games and I. If you cut me, I'd bleed pixels. Or blood. Probably blood, come to think of it.
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Games get a bad press compared with, say, opera - even though they're obviously better, because no opera has ever compelled an audience member to collect a giant mushroom and jump across some clouds.
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We take miracles for granted on a daily basis.
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'The Twilight Zone' was sometimes shockingly cruel, far crueller than most TV drama today would dare to be.
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People tend to think I'm a lot more earnest than I am.
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At 16, I was drawing cartoons, and I wanted to carry on being a cartoonist.
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I can't rank anything. I mean, how could anyone possibly say what their favourite piece of music is? I don't have the ability or the desire to categorise things of that nature.
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The sole purpose of a crown is to make anyone not wearing one feel like an insignificant pauper. They're obscene to the point of satire.
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