English - Critic | March 3, 1971 -
Rather than setting yourself a New Year's resolution, why not simply pick a reason for hating yourself for the next 365 days? Takes less time, and it's easier to stick to.
Charlie Brooker
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The fashion industry is an immense cultural and social blight that only gets a free pass because its would-be detractors are scared it'll start criticising their haircut.
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When you meet people you've interacted with on social media, they are not like they are on social media.
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My career path is like crazy paving - it goes all over the place.
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Apple excels at taking existing concepts - computers, MP3 players, conceit - and carefully streamlining them into glistening ergonomic chunks of concentrated aspiration.
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Tinder is the ultimate gamification of romance. It's 'Pokemon Go' for the heart.
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A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.
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When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic, and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.
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It's hard to think of a single human function that technology hasn't somehow altered, apart perhaps from burping. That's pretty much all we have left.
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I liked that sort of thing, those one-off stories like 'Tales of the Unexpected,' 'Hammer House of Horror,' 'The Twilight Zone' and 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents.'
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If there's no point, then there's no point giving up.
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I'm scared about everything. I'm an anxious worrier. I worry about the downside of everything.
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