Scottish - Comedian | November 24, 1942 -
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
Billy Connolly
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The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.
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If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
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I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
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I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.
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I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.
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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
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I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.
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