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Billy Connolly Quotes

Scottish - Comedian | November 24, 1942 -

Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.

Job Me You Workplace Tell Up

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

Myself Imagination I Am Think Afraid

I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.

People World Speak Think You Want

I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.

Child Loved Place Go Always Used

I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

Think You Useless Terrible Been

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

God Me Islam Same Things Different

I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.

Desert Better Drawing Page Within

I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.

People Friends You Know Offended

I like Dali and Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.

Artist Like Scottish Another John

I don't aim to offend.

Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

New Kind Mint Tactics Thinks Ally

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.

God People Believe Think Trouble

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