If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
Billy Connolly
Recitation: by Male by Female
I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.
Jo Brand
WorkLoveLiveQuestionKent
I am a father. My son's name is Max and my daughter's name is Billie Grace. Twelve years ago Max was born with Down Syndrome. His journey has been complicated by infantile seizures, sleep apnea, dietary challenges and now, puberty!
John C. McGinley
FatherSonDaughterJourneySleep
The end of law is not to abolish or restrain, but to preserve and enlarge freedom. For in all the states of created beings capable of law, where there is no law, there is no freedom.
John Locke
FreedomLawEndCapableWhere
The hand of fate had dipped into the ragbag of humanity.
Jean Shepherd
FateHumanityHandHad
There was a time when just the thought of waking up before the sun rose sent chills down my spine. But once I actually started getting out of bed earlier, I noticed that it wasn't all that bad.
John Rampton
TimeSunRoseThoughtBadDown
The marvels of daily life are exciting; no movie director can arrange the unexpected that you find in the street.
Robert Doisneau
LifeDailyDaily LifeUnexpectedYou
The Ku Klux Klan has never died in America.
Ron Stallworth
AmericaNeverKlanDied
There's a lot of other movies I like, but I don't even pay attention to directors to tell you the truth.
Jason Mewes
TruthAttentionYouMoviesPayTell
My family and I cook at home almost every day together. The kitchen is the central and most important room in the house; it's a great way for us to connect. We love going to the farmer's market on Sundays as a family and choosing the ingredients together.
Jose Andres
FamilyLoveHomeGreatDayTogether
If people have to tell you how successful they are, they really aren't that successful.
Jon Bon Jovi
PeopleYouTellSuccessfulHow
It's a waste of energy to think about what somebody else is doing and how they doing it. I'ma just do what I do.
DMX
EnergyThinkDoingWasteJustHow
4chan is a framework of pictures and text. I've always been extremely hands-off with dictating what gets posted, past general categories and rules. I support providing a place to discuss anything, although I don't agree with everything that's posted.
Christopher Poole
PastSupportRulesPlacePictures
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