American - Cartoonist | July 5, 1958 -
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Bill Watterson
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
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If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
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