American - Cartoonist | July 5, 1958 -
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Bill Watterson
BirdsTasteBugsMustLike
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
WordsThoughtsSpeakThinkTalking
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
NatureStarsLivePeopleNightBet
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
LifeThinkUniverseSometimesUs
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
TimeEnoughWantNothingEnough Time
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
FuturePresentProblemTurningKeeps
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
LifeThoughtLaughMy LifeMore
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
FoodWorldBetterBeyondRealWell
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
DreamsTogetherNightThinkPlay
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
BetterUnderstandThingsLikedThem
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
ScienceProblemTryingYouWonder
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
FriendsLittleAmongHeck
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