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Bill Watterson Quotes

American - Cartoonist | July 5, 1958 -

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Change Day Weird Know Nothing Seems

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Life Control You Peanut Butter Your

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Best Mind Problems Play Way Your

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Life Intelligence Universe Never Us

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Life Expectations My Life Life Is A

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Life Funny Reality My Life Ruin

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Now Way My Own Connect Own Dots

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

God I Am Me Die Accomplish Earth

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Research Enough Finding Jerks Cure

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

Live Stand Want Will Different

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Work Done Hard Surprising Just How

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Food Purple Milk Eat Turn Cereal

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