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Bill Engvall Quotes

Standup is a form of therapy. It is OK to tell problems to your audience as long as you are being honest and not boring them. I tell them that I am saving $75 an hour when I talk to them instead of a therapist.

Bill Engvall

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 27, 1957

Topics

I Am Problems Long You Boring Talk

As a writer, I'm driven by settings. Others are driven by characters or predicaments, but with me, settings come first.

Jim Lynch

Me Others First Driven Come Writer

I didn't play JV because I went straight to varsity and started as a 10th grader - that was back in the day when you could not play varsity as a ninth grader. I went right from playing junior high football to varsity.

Jim Kelly

Day Football You Back Play Right

Once I'm comfortable with someone, I'm not reserved. I'm a compulsive confessor.

Jennifer Connelly

Someone Comfortable Reserved Once

The team at the Space Telescope Science Institute has a demonstrated record of meeting the high-performance challenges of operating the Hubble Space Telescope and preparing for the James Webb Space Telescope.

John M. Grunsfeld

Science Space Team Challenges Hubble

No one likes uncertainty.

Steve Easterbrook

Uncertainty Likes

Quentin Tarantino is my 15-year-old son's favorite director, and by that I mean no condescension to either Tarantino or my 15-year-old son.

Steve Erickson

Son Mean Director Favorite Either

Each person does see the world in a different way. There is not a single, unifying, objective truth. We're all limited by our perspective.

Siri Hustvedt

Truth Perspective World Person Way

To the man who reads 'Scouting for Boys' superficially, there is a disappointing lack of religion in the book. But to him who tries it in practice, the basic religion underlying it soon becomes apparent.

Robert Baden-Powell

Man Religion Practice Book Him Soon

Our strategy in dealing with patents in Mono is the same strategy that any other software developer would take. In the event of a patent claim, we will try to find prior art to the claim of the patent.

Miguel de Icaza

Art Strategy Find Will Try Software

I kind of grew up with high goals for myself; I intended to play pro baseball. Growing up in Texas, Hollywood isn't much of a reality.

Josh Henderson

Goals Myself Baseball Growing Up

I played drums on Keith Carradine's first record.

Don Henley

First Drums Record Played

Rock has the ability to make you feel like you're the only person in the room.

Diamond Dallas Page

Feel You Person Rock Ability Room