American - Comedian | June 10, 1968 -
That's kind of my job in the writer's room. I'm always the guy going, like, 'People wouldn't say that there. They wouldn't say that.' Like, I hate when I watch sitcoms and something crazy happens, and people just kind of go, 'Huh?' and then they just go on.
Bill Burr
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A plumber doesn't change the way he plumbs when he has a kid. You're a comedian. This is your style.
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I think some people really change when they become a dad. Like, I've changed in different ways. I - but, like, my comedy hasn't changed. And I've also seen people do that where you become this - you become a dad, and then all of a sudden, you're trying to be a role model.
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I have friends in this business who put pictures of their kids on Facebook. That's not something I would do.
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I can't quite remember who I voted for president. It wasn't Trump or Hillary, though. I didn't like either one of them.
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I don't think that hard about why people come out to my shows or trying to influence them or anything. I'm just happy that they show up.
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I think it's hilarious the way Obama is depicted post-presidency. He's always kayaking or playing jai alai like he's some retired athlete or something. Like he wasn't doing the exact same thing everybody else was doing.
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