Bill Burr Quotes

A plumber doesn't change the way he plumbs when he has a kid. You're a comedian. This is your style.

Bill Burr

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ChangeStyleYouWayKidPlumber

My first dunk ever was in middle school. We were playing, me and my church friends, and I dunked it, and I swear I could not sleep that night.

Jeremy Lin

SleepSchoolMeNightChurchFirst

Mom cooked a lot of turkey when I was growing up. Turkey meatloaf, turkey burgers, ground turkey shepherd's pie - my childhood was the Bubba Gump of turkey. You'd think I would be sick of it, but when I find gems like Gwyneth Paltrow's turkey meatball recipe, it's as though the fowl is no longer foul to me.

Meghan Markle

ChildhoodMeMomGrowing UpSick

Women are more open to trying on a new personality every season; they can go from goth to bombshell to librarian, whatever.

Michael Bastian

WomenPersonalityTryingGoNew

I come from the performance world, but the idea of a worship song is different. It's useful music.

John Tesh

MusicWorldPerformanceSongWorship

My first thought in life was wanting to be an actor. I was in ballet slippers and on pointe as soon as I could walk. I always wanted to be an actress, not a mother or housewife.

Loretta Swit

LifeMotherWalkThoughtActor

Without God and the strong heart that I have, I wouldn't be able to make it.

Jason Pierre-Paul

GodHeartStrongWithoutMakeAble

I want to be remembered as an actor who put in some good work in the beginning of his career, even better work at the end of his career and slowly, successfully made the transition into writing and directing.

Jonathan Brandis

WorkGoodBeginningWritingBetter

It's a great feeling to be the WBC champ of the world, but there's more to gain from this.

Deontay Wilder

GreatWorldFeelingMoreGainChamp

It is against this concept of the sovereign state, a state isolated by protectionism and militarism, that internationalism must now engage in decisive battle.

Christian Lous Lange

BattleNowEngageAgainstMust

Evidence has been mounting for the key role that black holes play in the process of galaxy formation. But it now appears that they are likely the prima donnas of this space opera.

Priyamvada Natarajan

SpaceBlackKeyProcessPlayNow

Costa Rica and Germany have simply been pawns in the Japanese quest to silence Sea Shepherd in an attempt to stop our annual opposition of their illegal whaling activities.

Paul Watson

SeaSilenceStopShepherdQuest

A simple, well-proven surgery can restore sight to millions, and something even simpler, a pair of glasses, can make millions more see.

Thulasiraj Ravilla

SimpleGlassesSightMoreSeeEven

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