Bill Burr Quotes

I don't think that hard about why people come out to my shows or trying to influence them or anything. I'm just happy that they show up.

Bill Burr

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HappyPeopleInfluenceThinkTrying

SXSW can feel very male, very straight, and very white, and though it's a great festival, when you have a film that's different, it's hard to find your place.

Andrew Haigh

GreatFeelYouFindWhitePlace

I feel like I want to crawl out of my skin, especially when people start questioning me.

Skeet Ulrich

PeopleMeStartFeelSkinWant

The simple fact is that what you see on the screen is pretty much real.

Simon Pegg

SimpleYouRealSeePrettyScreen

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

Ron White

GreatSmokeGotGoingBecauseLast

All the family money is for philanthropy, except for living expenses for my mother. She is 94 and isn't a big spender.

Ronnie Chan

FamilyMotherMoneyLivingSheBig

I would give anything to sing like Beyonce or Adele. I've said many times to my friends that if I could sing like them, I would give up poetry and writing.

Rupi Kaur

PoetryWritingFriendsSaidAnything

When I was a kid, my dad was in construction and used to move the family back and forth between central Florida's east and west coasts.

Dickey Betts

FamilyConstructionBackKidFlorida

If you look at America, one of the great strengths of America is its university towns and the way a lot of their businesses and a lot of their innovation and enormous economic growth have come from reducing that gap, getting those universities directly involved in start-up businesses, green field businesses, new development businesses.

Denis Napthine

GrowthInnovationGreatGreenLook

I don't know anyone who's ever taken a bus. It's a mysterious form of transportation.

Christopher Guest

TransportationKnowMysteriousBus

It is a power stronger than will. Could a stone escape from the laws of gravity? Impossible. Impossible, for evil to form an alliance with good.

Comte de Lautreamont

GoodPowerEvilImpossibleStronger

I am aware that as an actor, I can blame others for the failure of a film, the director, the script, choice of co-stars, timing of the release and so on. But now, as the director, I will have to shoulder all the blame.

Anupam Kher

FailureI AmBlameChoiceI CanNow

We can scarcely hate anyone that we know.

William Hazlitt

HateKnowAnyoneScarcely

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