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Andy Rooney Quotes

American - Journalist | January 14, 1919 - November 4, 2011

The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.

Good World Musicians Enough Bad Air

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

Great Time Game Doing Worth I Can

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

Wish More Sales Little Just Arms

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

Sad Moment Door Blessed Comfort

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

Men Law Equal Though Created Should

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

Eyes Time Game Hockey Ice Too Much

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

Business Men Man Differences Young

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

People Say Politicians Things Worse

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.

Good Hurt Sexy Television Skating

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

People Think Enough I Can Wrong Say

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Life Happiness You More Happens How

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

Time Game Enough Help Fast My Own

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