American - Journalist | January 14, 1919 - November 4, 2011
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
Andy Rooney
PurposeYouLuckyOldHappenGet
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
ComputersDoneNeedThingsEasier
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
HandsOutHeadRuleWorkingYour
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
GoodGood NewsNewsNothingFine
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
DeathYoungDistantRumor
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
RespectProgressGovernmentEffort
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
PeopleRichWishPersonImportant
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ManEatingReal ManRealGetCaught
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
SmartPeopleThinkDumbSayWant
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
PeopleNeedThingsWorkersWhoMany
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
GovernmentMeThinkSurpriseHelp
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
GrandchildrenNever ForgetForget
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