Andy Rooney Quotes

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

Andy Rooney

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: journalist
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: January 14, 1919 - November 4, 2011

Topics

GreatTimeGameDoingWorthI Can

While I was at community college, I studied industrial design because I thought maybe I'd be an automotive designer - I grew up in Detroit - and I also studied, geology because I was interested in science, a little bit.

Andrew J. Feustel

CommunityScienceCollegeThoughtUp

I think I'm in the same mood as ever, but in some ways more mature. I guess you could say that, at 65, when you've seen the world shape up as I have, there are only two things you can do: laugh or kill yourself.

John le Carre

YourselfWorldThinkLaughYouMood

There's nothing colder than chemistry.

Anita Loos

NothingChemistryThanColder

A novel is a collision of ideas. Three or four threads may be floating around in the writer's consciousness, and at a single moment in time, these ideas collide and produce a novel.

Anita Shreve

TimeMomentIdeasThreeFloating

As a pastor, I've spent 30 years talking to people and heard every kind of story imaginable.

Andy Stanley

PeopleStoryTalkingKindYears

My field is with apex predators, hence your crocodiles, your snakes, your spiders.

Steve Irwin

YourSnakesSpidersApexPredators

One of Aspen's primary strategic intents is to further globalize its business, increase its representation across a number of additional territories, and provide support to its growing global presence with a differentiated pipeline.

Stephen Saad

BusinessSupportGrowingPresence

I worked three summers putting in sewer pipe and guardrail on the road in Ohio.

Roger Ailes

RoadThreeOhioPipeSewerPutting

Apple has beautiful design, beautiful product, incredibly functional. But mostly, it's about picking product, getting behind it, marketing it, and introducing it to a customer. What they've done just inspires me.

Mickey Drexler

BeautifulMeDesignCustomerApple

Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.

Mike Birbiglia

DreamsYour DreamsSleepBrainBody

I guess I have a positive attitude about divorce because I have some friends who've gotten divorced, and I'm like, 'Well, if it's better, then - good!'

Molly Shannon

PositiveGoodAttitudeBetterWell

When the amalgam is delivered to your dentist in a special protective box, he has to take extreme caution when handling the stuff: with masks, gloves, gowns, goggles, all needed to protect him from danger. He then drills your teeth and rams the mixture into your cavities, whereupon it becomes miraculously, instantly safe!

Jasper Carrott

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