American - Comedian | January 17, 1949 - May 16, 1984
Tank you veddy much.
Andy Kaufman
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I would like to do the Elvis Presley.
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If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock. But fortunately, I'm reaching people who otherwise wouldn't watch it.
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There's no drama like wrestling.
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While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world.
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I never told a joke in my life.
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Every time my manager approached big network executives or even cable, they told him I was too dangerous. They couldn't trust me.
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Clifton and I don't even look alike. He smokes and drinks, and I do neither. He's a big fat guy, and if it weren't for me, no one would know who he is.
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I'm from Hollywood. That's where we make movies and TV shows... I'm not from down here in men-fus ten-uh-see, okay?
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I'm having everything. I'm a vegetarian, too. But in my mother's house, I eat whatever I'm served.
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I thought Doodyville was inside of the television. You know, like, if television was this box - and if I went inside the box that was a television, I'd be in Doodyville.
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Any wrestler who will piledrive Lawler and injure him like he did me gets five thousand dollars from me!
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