Andy Kaufman Quotes

If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock. But fortunately, I'm reaching people who otherwise wouldn't watch it.

Andy Kaufman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: January 17, 1949 - May 16, 1984

Topics

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The average customer comes into McDonald's three to four times a month, and I'm absolutely convinced that can fit in very comfortably into a balanced diet.

Steve Easterbrook

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My joy in my life comes from my strength in my life and in my experience with God. That cannot be separated from football. It is all the same to me. It is one. I am one with it.

Troy Polamalu

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We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.

Ronald Reagan

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Our story, Maryland's story, is the story of better choices and better results.

Martin O'Malley

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There are going to be no income taxes and no wealth taxes.

Mohammad bin Salman

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My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.

Bob Saget

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Someone once claimed I was not really a Yorkshireman!

William Hague

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I like working with women who own their own power.

Marilyn Minter

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You could almost say I'm someone who doesn't practice age.

Lindsey Buckingham

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I grew up in the streets of San Diego, and I love this city dearly. I love this city. San Diego is my home. Even though I represent Los Angeles, this is my home.

Kevin de Leon

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It's a weakness of mine to forget what it is I've just been talking about so that when people make witty allusions to it, I stare at them open-mouthed, not knowing what they're talking about.

Howard Jacobson

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I want to be better informed with regard to ichthyology.

Gilbert White

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