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Andy Kaufman Quotes

American - Comedian | January 17, 1949 - May 16, 1984

I'm just singing a song, and if people want to laugh, that's their business.

Business People Singing Song Laugh

There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me.

Me Way Just Describe

I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.

Sad Angry People Laugh Want Real

What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.

People Reality Test Real Act Deal

It's not that I was crazy. It's just that I was sad at times because the world was sad at times. When I would perform, it wasn't sad anymore.

Sad Crazy World Because Just Would

I just want the audience to have a wonderful, happy feeling inside them and leave with big smiles on their faces.

Happy Feeling Want Inside Smiles

If I was going to be a little boy about it, I'd go into hiding for one or two years. But if I was going to be a man about it, it'd be 20 or 30 years.

Man Go Boy Two Years Little

When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.

Sharing Personal Audience Room Like

My parents would say, 'Why don't you go out and play?' and I would say, 'I can't! I'm putting on my shows!'

Parents You Play Go Say Why

Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like it or not. It's the real performers on the street who can hold people's attention and keep them from walking away.

People Singing Walking Attention

My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?

Mother Age Sad Brother Me Window

The more they hate you, the better you're doing.

Hate Better Doing You More

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