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Andy Kaufman Quotes

I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 17, 1949 - May 16, 1984

Topics

Sad Angry People Laugh Want Real

You can enjoy a $15 bottle of wine as much as you can enjoy a $100 bottle of wine.

Wine Enjoy You Bottle Much

The Constitution of the United States was made by white men, the citizens and representatives of twelve slaveholding and one non-slaveholding State; and it was made for white men.

Men Constitution White United Made

I find that in my own life and with the people I've been coaching, when people make the decision to get rich, they're available to do things that are outside of their comfort zones and stretch themselves.

Life Decision People Rich Find Own

The tar sands has changed Canada in the same way the fur trade has changed Canada.

Andrew Nikiforuk

Canada Way Same Fur Trade Changed

That reminds me of something that happened to me when I was a kid.

Me Kid Something Happened Reminds

Oh, I can't sleep, whatever - it's a huge problem. The comedian's thing is you self-medicate with alcohol and knock yourself out - but obviously, that's not a long-term strategy.

Yourself Sleep Alcohol Strategy You

I am very suspicious of people.

I Am People Suspicious Very Am

South Africa had a long record of studies in prehistory, going back to the end of the last century.

End Long Back Africa Going Last

My mother is very good at sewing and makes wonderful quilts.

Good Mother Sewing Wonderful Very

When you have... bipartisan support, it shouldn't devolve into a bipartisan fight.

Chuck Fleischmann

Fight Support You Bipartisan

You hear the best stories from ordinary people. That sense of immediacy is more real to me than a lot of writerly, literary-type crafted stories. I want that immediacy when I read a novel.

Chuck Palahniuk

Best People Me You Want More

In my country, at that time, being a champion of chess was like being a King. At that time I was a King - and when you are King you feel a lot of responsibility, but there is nobody there to help you.

Time Responsibility King Champion

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