American - Comedian | June 1, 1981 -
I love being in my own skin, and I hope other women start feeling better about themselves and waste less energy being ashamed of their bodies.
Amy Schumer
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It's really hard for a lot of men to have the woman accomplishing more than them.
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I'm insanely close to my sister.
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Some men's magazines are just downright offensive.
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I am very into making up my own rules.
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I like people who are predictable.
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I just have this sense of entitlement that I should be able to feel comfortable at all times, like I could go to bed at any moment in what I'm wearing.
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Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.
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I love watching TV.
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I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.
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My regimen is I wake up, usually around 8:30, brush my teeth, and splash water on my face.
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What's good about not being a model is that it's not the thing I trade on. Once I start looking older, that won't affect me. I have never gotten anything done because I'm, like, so gorgeous. I'm good-looking enough that I can work in the business.
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