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Amy Schumer Quotes

I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 1, 1981

Topics

Work Love People Laugh Everything

Trump is larger than life.

Life Than Trump Larger

It has been a tremendous privilege to serve the people of Utah during my time in the United States House of Representatives, but my time in the House should not be the sum total of my service.

Time Service People House Privilege

Being a mother by far is my favorite and most important career.

Mother Career Important Being Far

I think women are much more open to new ideas but approach a line more from a more personal and skeptical place - you need to seduce them into your clothes, whereas most men just like to be told what they should be wearing. Women are a bit like cats and men like dogs in that respect when it comes to clothes.

Michael Bastian

Women Respect Cats Men Ideas Think

It is an excellent rule to be observed in all disputes, that men should give soft words and hard arguments; that they should not so much strive to vex as to convince each other.

Men Words Strive Hard Convince Rule

Effective cyber-security should be considered an investment.

Investment Should Effective

I love doing television.

Love Doing Television I Love

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

Live Door You Look Happen Park

And it really began with Einstein. We attended his lectures. Now the theory of relativity remained - and still remains - only a theory. It has not been proven. But it suggested a completely different picture of the physical world.

World Picture Now Theory Different

I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.

Love Time Banana Up Fireworks Blow

Forgive: Make a conscious decision to cease to harbor resentment, which includes forgiving a debt and giving up one's resolve to retaliate.

Clarissa Pinkola Estes

Decision Giving Giving Up Debt Up

All I care about, to be honest, is surfing. I love surfing more than anything. To me, there's nothing like that.

Love Me Care Nothing More Anything

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