Amy Schumer Quotes

Some men's magazines are just downright offensive.

Amy Schumer

Recitation: by Male by Female

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I wouldn't have launched 'Sharp Daily' without smartphones. Frankly, there's no reason for me to start another newspaper - it's a dying industry. But the smartphone is changing everything.

Jimmy Lai

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I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.

John Burroughs

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I went over to the Charlestown Navy Yard yesterday and saw some big men of war, one over 100 guns.

John D. Long

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There's a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical.

John Mayer

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In spite of my surroundings, of my education, I had no love for God.

Robert Green Ingersoll

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Imagine the first time you are about to rap in a studio and you find yourself in a booth with Redman and KRS!

Angie Martinez

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I think that what we've been able to do is put together both a good group of scholars and analysts and people who aggressively want to make the case to the American public.

John Podesta

GoodTogetherPeopleThinkAmerican

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

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I've seen all the Batman movies in the theater opening weekend. I was a big Batman fan, definitely.

Robin Lord Taylor

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And the first rude sketch that the world had seen was joy to his mighty heart, till the Devil whispered behind the leaves 'It's pretty, but is it Art?'

Rudyard Kipling

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Being mum is a number one job. That takes priority.

Jasmine Guinness

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When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight.

Don Rickles

StartYouNewFirstAlwaysOut

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