I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower.
Bill Engvall
StupidThinkYouBackTableGo
I know more about what it's like to be elderly and infirm and kind of stupid, the way you get forgetful, but on the other hand I'm a littler, wiser, dare we say? The word 'wisdom' has kind of faded out of our vocabulary, but yeah, I'm a little wiser.
John Updike
WisdomStupidYouKnowKindHand
Sometimes I'll be sitting on Facebook at home and see all these people getting married, having kids, having that life that I was told I should have. And sometimes I feel like I'm doing something wrong. Am I the stupid one here? Am I not doing what I'm supposed to do? And that's also equally as stressful.
Lilly Singh
LifeHomePeopleStupidFeelDoing
There was reference made to our leaders being stupid. It's not a question of stupidity. It's that they don't want to enforce the immigration laws. That there are far too many in the Washington cartel that support amnesty.
Ted Cruz
StupiditySupportStupidImmigration
I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.
Cher
TrustStupidLazyHimLikeHe
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Bertrand Russell
StupidWorldDoubtTroubleFull
I will never be one of the happy stupid that were born somewhere. This way of life is excellent for the imagination. It develops your paranoia. You feel paranoid when you don't understand a country, and being paranoiac is excellent for fiction.
Amelie Nothomb
LifeImaginationHappyStupidYou
Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.
Lewis Black
StupidityMeStupidObviousGoing
I am not stupid - I'm not young, and I'm not beautiful.
Tamsin Greig
BeautifulI AmStupidYoungAm
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
Craig Bruce
LifeTodayPeopleStupidEarth
As long as people are using the Internet, people are going to do stupid stuff, and people are going to do bad stuff. And by the time that robots are sentient, they're going to enslave us anyway, so it won't matter.
Alexis Ohanian
TimePeopleStupidInternetBadUs
We didn't have lawyers and accountants. No one was watching out for our money. We'd go to the office and get money and go on our way. I was 19-20 years old then. I was stupid. I didn't know any better. We weren't getting our fair share of the money. That happens to young musicians all the time. It makes me mad when I think how stupid we were.
Steve Jones
TimeMoneyMeStupidThinkBetter
I never knew how ugly and how stupid I was until, you know, we had Twitter.
Kellyanne Conway
UglyStupidYouKnowNeverKnew
People always make the mistake of calling an idea small or stupid because they don't understand how it's going to evolve.
Sam Altman
MistakePeopleStupidSmallEvolve
I know a lot of people didn't understand why I came back, and people are still going to say it was stupid and it was the wrong decision. But I'm happy.
Cobi Jones
DecisionHappyPeopleStupidBack
You get to a point where you get tired of being stupid and selfish and not being honest with yourself.
Alex Rodriguez
YourselfTiredStupidSelfishYou
I actually think the whole concept of retirement is a bit stupid, so yes, I do want to do something else. There is this strange thing that just because chronologically on a Friday night you have reached a certain age... with all that experience, how can it be that on a Monday morning, you are useless?
Stuart Rose
MorningAgeExperienceMondayStupid
Pretending that the fashion industry isn't in part based on leather would be quite stupid of me, but at the same time, there is another way of doing things - even outside of leather. I don't use PVC either, for example, because it is harmful.
Stella McCartney
TimeMeStupidFashionDoingWay
I can kick your head off, but I can't, like, play a stupid little video game.
Kelly Hu
StupidGameI CanPlayHeadLittle
In my humble opinion, change is stupid.
Rafael Nadal
ChangeHumbleStupidOpinion
I had a five-year plan to get to 500-seat venues and tour by ourselves and fill a room everywhere we go. I figured we could make a living off that. As long as you buy nothing stupid, you'll be OK.
Brian Fallon
StupidPlanLongYouLivingNothing
When I left NSA, it was with an understanding that you can never underestimate the power of large numbers of stupid people.
William Binney
PowerPeopleStupidUnderstanding
Just like in rugby, the pinnacle was playing for the All Blacks. That was always a massive thing. But you never speak it outwardly because it can sound stupid. But if you don't have massive dreams, you might as well stay in bed.
Sonny Bill Williams
DreamsStupidSpeakYouBedNever
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of changing their views to fit the facts, they try to change the facts to fit their views.
Kim Dotcom
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