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Bill Engvall Quotes

I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower.

Bill Engvall

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 27, 1957

Topics

Stupid Think You Back Table Go

It's a failure of national vision when you regard children as weapons, and talents as materials you can mine, assay, and fabricate for profit and defense.

John Hersey

Failure Children Vision You Profit

I see a lot of connections between folk and punk music just because they're both subcorporate music - I mean, traditionally.

Ani DiFranco

Music Connections Just Because Mean

John Brown was tried for treason, murder, and inciting slaves to insurrection.

John Sergeant Wise

Treason Brown Slaves Tried John

Love does not alter the beloved, it alters itself.

Soren Kierkegaard

Love Beloved Alter Does Itself

I didn't look up to only pop stars, but I did look up to Adele, Amy Winehouse, Grimes, Robyn, Joni Mitchell, Norah Jones, M.I.A., Coldplay, Keane, and more.

Sigrid

Stars Look More Up Only Pop

Just lying in my big bed with Frette sheets. Oh my god, there's nothing better.

Robin Wright

God Better Bed Lying Nothing Big

Over the next four years, we will be bold. We will be willing to experiment. We will not fear failure.

Matt Blunt

Failure Fear Bold Will Over Years

The best actors do not let the wheels show.

Milan Kundera

Best Wheels Show

God wants to use you to make other people happy! And the happier you make others, the happier you will be because you reap what you sow.

Joyce Meyer

God Happy People You Will Others

Because, they're only thinking about one team when that game's over. Before the game, they're talking about two football teams. When the game's over, there's only one winner.

Don Shula

Football Team Game Thinking Winner

The number of people who read a poem is not as important as how the poem affects those who read it.

Derek Walcott

People Important Poem Who Affects

On Saturday morning, I like to get up early and go out - TV is banned!

Debra Stephenson

Morning Saturday Early Go Out Up