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Rachel Dratch Quotes

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.

Rachel Dratch

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 22, 1966

Topics

Funny Woman Thought Remember Said

Unlike a high-wire walker, I don't think any musician strikes the wires of a piano or draws a bow across a violin's strings primarily for the kick of an adrenalin fix. There is danger on stage, but dropped notes are not broken bones; a memory lapse is not a tumble to the ground.

Stephen Hough

Broken Memory Think Violin Fix

In this achievement-based lifestyle, most of us have certain boxes we're checking to make us useful humans. But a lot of things you do as a parent are kinda invisible. There's a lot you achieve - just getting dinner on the table - that are more than making a song.

Stephen Malkmus

Dinner Song Parent You Table More

There's a mass of places, really, where the idea started.

Siobhan Davies

Places Where Started Idea Mass

I am very fit and by playing sweeper I can control the speed of the game.

Ruud Gullit

I Am Control Game Speed I Can Fit

The real big stars only keep this up for about seven years.

Ruud van Nistelrooy

Stars Real Years Up Big Keep

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

Mike Harding

Women Men Green You House Hide

When you come up with a good idea, you don't have to do a whole lot. The idea does it for you.

Don Cornelius

Good You Good Idea Up Whole Come

Airline food is cooked in an oven and then kept warm. Space station food is often cooked in an oven and then thermo-stabilised, irradiated or dehydrated and then stored for a year or two before you even get to it.

Chris Hadfield

Food Space Warm Year You Two

The Connection Machines owned by the United States government laboratories were made available to me because they were considered impossible to program and there was no great demand for them at that time.

Philip Emeagwali

Great Time Government Me Impossible

Concerning PDA: Anything that can be described as 'cute' is okay. Anything that can be described as 'mating' is not okay.

Ryan Hansen

Cute Okay Anything Mating Concerning

I don't want to be just seen as a character, because that can get exhausting after a while.

Rich Brian

Character Want Seen Get Just After

I am all for career, whether pre- or post-marriage.

Kriti Kharbanda

I Am Career Whether Am