Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.
Dennis Miller
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I've been using carrot tops to make pesto and broccoli stalks to make broccoli 'rice.' There's no reason to throw those things away - just get creative.
Katie Lee
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The cameo I did in 'Fellowship of the Ring' was I was in the street of Bree, and I was eating a carrot.
Peter Jackson
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Oui, dans mon rêve, j'étais un crayon, mais admittedly, I'd more suitably be characterized as a plump carrot.
Isabel Yosito
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Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
Rip Taylor
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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
Carrot Top
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Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.
Michael Ian Black
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Once in a while, I treat myself to a cheesecake or carrot cake.
Hugh Masekela
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I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
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Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed.
Trinny Woodall
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I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
Gilbert Gottfried
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Creative freedom is a huge carrot.
Adam McKay
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Who cares if a carrot has a slight bend? They're all the same when they end up on the plate.
Tristram Stuart
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As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.
Duane Chapman
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Some people, if you eat a carrot, you're killing it.
Tonya Harding
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I think Carrot Top is hilarious.
Craig Robinson
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Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.
Robinson Jeffers
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If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days.
Margot Robbie
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