The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival perfects the lover's imperfections.
Djuna Barnes
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If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
Ian Mckellen
FunMeYouBedOpenGirlfriend
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.
Elton John
SomeoneSexWrongBedNothingOwn
I never kissed my father until he was on his death bed.
Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.
FatherDeathBedNeverHeUntil
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
Garson Kanin
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The idea is to go to bed every night with fewer enemies than you had in the morning.
David Petraeus
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As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less, Who goes to bed with whom.
Dorothy L. Sayers
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When the kid goes to bed, you get a little bit of time for yourself and maybe your partner, so being delayed in that departure can be particularly frustrating.
Adam Mansbach
TimeYourselfPartnerYouBedKid
Picking locks or handcuffs for me is not really a big deal, I can do it pretty much in seconds, I've been doing since I was 14 years old. I used to sit on my bed as a kid with a pick set and you know just picking locks and stuff, so I'm used to it.
Criss Angel
MeDoingYouI CanBedKnow
I started doing the big Hollywood stuff, and I realised, 'Oh, there's no rehearsal at all; you just turn up on the set, and sometimes you haven't even met the other actor, or the woman who's playing your wife, and you're suddenly in bed with them.'
David Thewlis
WifeWomanDoingYouBedSometimes
I always take my make-up off before bed.
Abbey Clancy
BedAlwaysTakeOffBeforeMake-Up
I used to sleep on the floor next to the bed, because I believed that I didn't even deserve a bed to sleep in. And then, one morning, a cockroach crawled onto my leg. I looked at it, and suddenly I awoke from a kind of hypnotic trance in which I had been all my life.
Byron Katie
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When I was in my early forties, I slept with a loaded gun under my bed. I'd become severely depressed in my thirties, and for almost a decade I spiraled down into paranoia, rage, self-loathing, and thoughts of suicide.
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I get up early, go to bed late, and sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't. And I pray a lot.
Courtney B. Vance
EarlyLateBedGoSometimesUp
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.
E. V. Lucas
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When I designed my loft, I literally framed the World Trade Center as a picture postcard I could see from my bed. I no longer have that image, and I mourn it.
Bernard Tschumi
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If I lived my life according to what Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh said about me, I would just stay in bed all day.
Cindy Sheehan
LifeDayMeMy LifeBedSaid
I used to put on spray tan, like, three times a day, and it just looked like there was a terrible accident in my bed at all times... it looked like a crime scene.
Whitney Cummings
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I love the big, like, basketball sweats... and I only wear vintage T-shirts to bed, because I like the super-thin ones.
Brad Goreski
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I can't leave anywhere without making my bed; it's ingrained.
Jillian Hervey
BedWithoutLeaveAnywhereMaking
I read the 'Old Testament' all the way through when I was about 13 and was horrified. A few months afterwards I read 'The Origin Of Species', hallucinating very mildly because I was in bed with flu at the time. Despite that, or because of that, it all made perfect sense.
Terry Pratchett
TimePerfectBedWayOldFlu
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan
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By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.
Jo Brand
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You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed.
Samuel Rutherford
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