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Bathroom Quotes

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

Singing Bathroom Nothing Out Coming

I try to be smart with my comedy. Generally, it devolves into bathroom humour. I describe my comedy as, 'I have the best intentions, but usually it fails.'

Jason Priestley

Best Smart Comedy Bathroom Try

I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost.

I Am Thought Bathroom Company Cost

Read everything you can get your hands on: Programme your mind to read all the time and everywhere - even in the bathroom; skim through the lines printed on the back of shampoo bottles and sanitary napkin packets.

Time Mind Hands You Back Bathroom

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

Chance You Go Bathroom Always

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Car Wait You Place Bathroom Out

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

Sleep Hotel Bathroom Would Rather

Having a separate bathroom for the black domestic was just the way things were done. It had faded out in new homes by the time the '70s and '80s rolled up.

Kathryn Stockett

Time Black New Done Bathroom Way

I got beat up sometimes in the girls' bathroom.

Sometimes Bathroom Up Beat Got

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.

Mother Alone Me Go Bathroom Always

If you grasp the bathroom door handle to exit without using a paper towel, you're right back where you started, with who-knows-whose germs on your hands.

Door Hands You Back Bathroom Right

The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom.

Government Bathroom Mold Records How

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about.

Song Wish Down Bathroom I Wish Left

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

Mother Night Bathroom Honeymoon

The angle we give the bathroom mirror is always meant to flatter.

Mirror Bathroom Always Give Angle

I was brought up in a tenement house in a working district. We didn't even have a bathroom! We had a gaslight in the hallway and a black-and-white TV.

House Black-And-White Bathroom Up TV

When I was born, my dad was a scaffolder, and my mum worked in a chip shop. Then my mum taught herself how to be a hairdresser and ended up with her own salon; my dad became a postman and then a counter clerk. Our first house didn't have a bathroom.

House Born Bathroom First Up Own

I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body.

Kristen Stewart

Funny Body Wrong Go Want Bathroom

The best perk of my job is getting to take products home. I mean, my bathroom looks like Sephora; like a clean, smaller Sephora.

Home Best Job Looks Bathroom Mean

I'm on a billboard in Times Square, but my bathroom is still dirty, and I have toothpaste on my face.

Face Dirty Bathroom Times Square

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Death Dinner Party Person Bathroom

It's not uncommon in South Korea for a building to not have a women's bathroom.

Women Building Bathroom Uncommon

The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.

Red Deep House Skin Bathroom Toilet

My bag always weighs a ton. I carry my whole bathroom with me. You never know what's going to happen in a day!

Day Me Bag You Know Bathroom

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